Thursday, September 12, 2013

Now your credit card is valid in Heaven too - Carry your credit card to the Heaven!

 
Zilebi Bank now serves you better and better !
 
Grab the opportunity now or its never!
 
Its a once in life-time opportunity !
 
Never miss it!
 
Our credit card is valid even in Heaven !
 
For Zilebi Bank Credit card holders entry to Heaven is free and entry to Hell is free too ! (This is the bonus we give you free!)
 
For all the privileges you enjoy in Heaven we give 50% discount. Remaining 50% you can pay by free-choice installment  on your next life ! You can even ask for total waiver on your next life spendings now by a small fee annual ! (T&C apply)!
 
What more! If in Hell you can seek postponement of penalties on you by Hell by topping it eternally on our credit card and pay it later conveniently in your next life! (We give discounts for these! T&C apply!)
 
cheers!
Zilebi Bank!

5 comments:

  1. Hi! Wonderful opportunity. Don't loose it :)

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  2. మంచి మంచి ఆకర్షణలతో నూతనంగా స్థాపించబద్తున్న జిలేబీ బ్యాంకుకు నా శుభాకాంక్షలు .

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  3. జీలేబి బ్యాంకు ....నాకు ఎకౌంటు కావాలి

    http://jusbelieveit.blogspot.in/2013/09/blog-post.html

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  4. ఆధార్ తో సీడింగ్ అవసరమా... తెల్లకార్డు లేకపోయినా ఫరవాలేదా

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  5. ఓపెన్ ఫ్యాక్ట్ విత్ జిలేబీ
    (అదేదో టీవీ కార్యక్రమం పేరులా)

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